Lydia! How would you if l banged you against the desk?!


Yeah, a couple of years ago someone got into the lion enclosure and tried to read the bible to the lions
Typo:Australian’s


You leave me alone in a room with a dog, and I’ll dress that dog up
somebody looks like Sherlock Holmes
Get the fuck away from me


I’m obsessed with food, I don’t know what is wrong with me.


If someone came up to you and went “I’ve come out the wardrobe”
You’d be like “Oh my god, are you from Narnia”
NO, no, I’m gay
Have you told Aslan. He’s going to be cross with you


Don’t know if you have ever been to Kings Cross station, Platform 9 3/4 which actually exists
And you’ve seen a child running towards the wall You’re there going “oh my god this is actually going to happen”
That child is going to smash his head against the wall, there are no adults here, in fact I’m the only adult and I’m not going to stop this
“I’m going to Hogwarts”


My cousin Is six.I was talking to him the other day and i said What do you want to be when you’re older?
He looked at me and went “A Unicorn”
And I was like “Why is that?”
“So I can stab people with my head”


Experiarmus! (5x01)


Nobody sees that coming (5x01)


Russell Howard dancing (5x01)


Making a whole bunch of gifs.. that will go on queue.